You. Are. So beautiful. To me.
Add some sprankle sprankle of cayenne fleur de sel to this recipe and just let it happen. recipe here
When shit gets real.
It’s like bla,bla,bla this shit is GOOD for you, your skin, your soul, your pants, everything. So in honor of DUH, we salute you, Avocado appreciators. Shabba!
The Aztecs believed guacamole could be used as an aphrodisiac. I could get behind that idea.
Avocado Parathas! Which are basically avocado tortillas with a lisp!! Like a mexican twist on Indian food. MEXIAN! And their theme song is basically a rip off of Yaz’s ‘Situation,’ so it’s magical.
Egg-in-a-glory-hole. Culinary DUH moment. Right?!. De-skin that shit though. Suriously.
Speaking eloquently and shit, this breaks is down for you. Except hating on mayo. For more of this kind of thug food porn check this out.
Thinking of becoming an avocado farmer? This guy will give you some magnificent pointers. And then he talks about Girdling. Which is exactly what you need when avocado over-consumption has occurred. Really this is the video of your future, so just put on some pants and pick up some soil at home depot.
Not sure where this restaurant is, but I recommend we all meet there and get our motor boat on.
Something fun and interactive you can do at home! After you eat your avocado.