It’s times like this you come across the CAC (Cali Avo commission) and ask yourself “What am I doing with my life? How am I not an California Avocado Stakeholder? How am I not a grower? Am I a show-er? Why doesn’t Paz de la Huerta do anything with her eyebrows?” It’s hard-hitting stuff.
No one wants to see a sad avocado.
I HEAR YOU MY MAN. Judge Judy show some mercy on this hungry soul.
Why. Would. You. Ever. Have. Leftover. Guacamole. Eh? Baffled beyond belief. More than an indian chief. Or a pitcher, relief. Or a teacher with psoriasis.
Just when you’ve thought you’ve seen it all. Sally gothowitz bakenstein shows you how to turn one of these magnificent pods into a pipe. Pretty much speechless after that.